JayneFolest

#1. 2001 Georges Roumier Chambolle Musigny 1er Cru Les Amoureuses
#2. 1999 Château Palmer
#3. 2000 Pégaü Châteauneuf-du-Pape Cuvée da Capo
#4. 1994 Château Lafleur
#5. 2000 Michel Colin-Deléger Chevalier-Montrachet
#6. 2001 Luciano Sandrone Barolo Cannubi Boschis

-updated as it goes, till No.13-

Sung to the tune of SPICE!, by Kagamine Len

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnVV9n…

Dedicated to a special mousie [ silasmouse.deviantart.com/ ]. :3

At 4AM, awoken by a squirming
Said something like, "How long did I keep you in there?"
"Only 10 minutes" I had said...
I can't evade or make an excuse
It's so cliché... makes me laugh a bit...
I feel myself hurting from pleasure
Just want to indulge myself in you...

Sweet and squirmy M*O*U*S*E!
I want only you.
Your tiny body that makes me dazed
I want to feel you squirm!

You scream and struggle again, pressed against my body
So you still want to take my advances again?
But you know you won't get any further than last night
Try and survive longer this time~

"No, please stop!" is what you say~
But it's only a cover for what I know you want~
Of love that I can never lose

Sweet and squirmy M*O*U*S*E
I love only you.
Your warm taste that makes me dazed
I want to feel you throughout my body!

If this is wrong I don't need to feel right
I can only know this is good for me
Anyone else is unnecessary~
The ultimate passion~
My wonderful M*O*U*S*E
Just this once I'll take you again
Your tiny struggles make me dazed
Satisfy me!

-end-

Muahaha

Thought I'd actually use this for something. This is actually my fourth batch of homebrew wine now, and I'll put up the recipe here for reference. I don't drink myself, but giving it to friends is fun. Also, it de-stresses and satisfies my maternal instinct to have children. XD

Equipment:

2 x 5 litre fememter (preferably glass)
2 x Airlock
Racking tube

Ingredients:

1 pummet of New-Zealand nectarines
4 x 500g jars of clover honey
1 pack of blueberries (about 200g)
Juice of one orange, strained
1 cup of Dilmah blackberry tea
Lalvin EC-118 champange yeast

Method:

Freeze blueberries in a ziplock bag.

Peel and slice nectarines, discarding the skin and stones, then freeze in ziplock bags.

Thaw fruit once frozen. This process helps break down the fruit and allows them to release their juices better.

In the fermenter, combine fruit, with 3 of the 500g jars of clover honey. Add water up to fill the fermenter, but leave a bit of space for the fermenting process. You don't want it to spew rotten fruit.

Take a few spoonfuls of the liquid out into a small bowl, and dilute it with water. Start your yeast in this. While the yeast is starting, brew a cup of blackberry tea.

Add orange juice into the fermenter, and keep stirring to aerate the mixture (must).

After 10 minutes of so, the yeast should be foaming in the bowl. Add the tea into the fermenter, stir, and add the yeast.

Seal the fermenter, put in the airlock, and set aside in a cool, dark place.

When fermentation slows down (6 days for me), rack into second fermenter, straining off the fruit and squeezing lightly. Top up the leftover space with a bit of honey from the last 500g jar mixed with water.

Currently, after this racking, it has a shade of purple/red, and the fermentation is sort of slow. There's a very nice smell of peach and blueberries, though.

Dear RamsusXIII:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes in your camping car and I saw you Pull the clothes off My best friend. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that there is no solution to this. I'm returning Your ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about our friendship .

Go Burn,
Jayne.

To RamsusXIII, you got tagged~!

amuris.deviantart.com/journal/…

A friend of mine, Ramsus XIII, or some of you might know as Moonlight, ramsusxiii.deviantart.com/ , is in a dire financial situation such that he can no longer afford to eat, and because of that, has been in and out of hospital.

"My life is in such a horrible downhill spiral that it's endangering my life. My car is broken and I'm jobless. Due to this I have no money and I've pretty much run out of funds to afford food. I tried getting by with little scraps here and there until eating bad, trashy food put me in the hospital due to extreme pains. My health happens to be getting EVEN worse due to a very poor, unhealthy diet and barely eating. Coupled with the stress of my situation, it's in danger of killing me."

So What I'm going to do is to offer up sketch commissions. My art sucks, and the end product will be a black and white lineart sketch scanned in and sent to you. As such, I won't be asking for much. Given that there's only 3 weeks left till school re-opens, I'll try to complete at least 1 per day if I'm not swamped.

Prices:
Anything, really. I have no control over how much you want to give, as every little bit is appreciated, though I would suggest about 3-5 USD per sketch?

Contact info:
You can leave me a note here, or we can work out something over MSN or AIM.

Payment info:
You only need to pay after receiving confirmation from myself. Any amount is appreciated, and I will try to draw anything to the best of my abilities.

Please make all payments to:
MaxFusionX (at) gmail (dot) com
( MaxFusionX@gmail.com ), his paypal.

Thank you.